Grease Monkey Feminized

Grows fairly big and good sized buds. Still finishing up for 2 more weeks atleast

good quick service

All seeds but germinated but one due to my mistake. All four are doing very well and coping with the high temperatures. Well done nirvana seeds keep up the great work

Good service and quality product

Can't wait to try this strain... Nirvana strains are always winners...,,, so I'm not worried about a pre-review.... Will do outdoor in 2025... I know it'll be awesome cuz Nirvana's genetics are great... 13yr customer...

Will report bout this strain in Oct 2025.....

Hav more Nirvana strains but it's all about Grease Monkey.....

Peace......

I was growing 4 strains at a time when I first got GM and now it's all I grow. It dominates the space you put it in as it explodes during flowering. Does really well indoors (LED) and in hydroponics. Produces big frosty buds that are great for extract yields. The smoke is smooth with a very soothing, powerful high. Great for headaches.

Omg she grew fast and full as promised. As always service was excellent. She is a heavy resin producer. Greasy sticky is well described. Smell is Diesel FUNK so far no sweet notes 3 weeks into cure. I will repost update after a good smoke session. Large yield. Heavy with leaves. Trimmed very well in my Centurion pro.

This one is easy to grow and easier to enjoy. Mine are in 14” pots outdoors. Being potted, they are thirsty girls who love food too. The huge flowers they’re producing look beautiful and the sample bud I tried is very tasty. Harvesting them soon.

always a good yield, good conditions yield good results.

Have grown a couple of times outdoor. Easy to grow, decent producer. Would recommend

This was the first plant I grew successfully after killing about five plants in a row. Definitely a great strain for beginners! Very resilient

Easy to grow short plant with massive yields and a pleasure to smoke.

This offering has been a pleasure. Abundant rock hard nuggs that taste simply scrumptious. The intense effect lasts for hours, a very desirable trait. A whole lot of good to be said about grease monkey and of course for Nirvana Shop who just keeps getting better with the best deals in the business. Stock up on these, you could never have to much.

I think I got 2 different phenotypes and I only planted 2 seeds. But both came up and grew very quickly and well. 1 of the phenos is a monster yielder or appears like it will be. They both look nice and covered in trichomes but the smell isn't like I was hoping. I expected more of a gassy or pungent smell. Maybe it will change some by harvest. The other pheno didn't fill out very much at all. The buds got dense but they didn't get very big at all. Literally 10% the size of the other pheno. The other pheno will probably yield more than all the chemdog and girl scout cookies. Hopefully it was just 1 rare bad pheno.

My first order didn't arrive but nirvana sent a 2nd and it arrived 14 days later.

I only germinated half My order but 100% came up. They just went into flower but grew beautifuly in veg. Hopefully they turn out like I hope and described. If they do anything like they've been growing I'm sure I won't be disappointed

I bought these to "upgrade" my GG4 (or Original Glue as Nirvana calls it). Got a few phenos - none were as good or as productive as the Original Glue from Nirvana. I stopped growing it as it was a pain to grow (mostly tall and lanky) and trim (mostly larfy little buds even after training it).

Came out very good with good yield and good THC!

Grease monkey has the correct name some of the stickiest weed I have ever grown excellent flavor great bag appeal I love this stuff I want some more

All 5 seeds popped as usual.. they are in vege at the moment looking good. Love your strains Nirvana!! keep up the good work

always smells good and tasty

Mmmm....niiiice! This beauty was a dream to grow and tasted wonderful!

Supa strong, I had to think about getting off the sofa for at least 5 min before I needed to...

Cloned and will defo run again. Top marks Nirvana.

Easy to grow indoors. Beautiful flowers. Great weights, stuck to the couch

You can tell the gorilla glue in this plant, it's dominant. Maybe I just got a phenotype the was GG4 dominant. But you can taste the glue. Potent, she will get you where you need to be. Everything I got from nirvana was on point!!

going in my next grow.tried some a friend had and was really good and frosty

this has to be one of my favourites! gets so dense when flowering had to be careful with rot & get the airflow right, love the plant!

WOW!!! This is some stinky sticky potent weed that has definitely been given the right name . You will see why it's called Grease Monkey when it comes time to trim her up. Also use stakes or trellis because she produces some heavy branches.

Product took 2 months to arrive finally. First oder did not recieve.
Thank goodness the replacement order arrived. Have only just started and seedlings are 6weeks. Everything looking great and going well. Can't wait to flower and look forward to harvesting.

Seeds came quickly and discreetly! Had an issue with one of the 5 seeds being super tiny , it popped but when placed in medium, it literally disappeared! Not sure what happened to it, but the rest came up nicely and growing great, will have to see when harvest how it yields.

Love everything about this baby right here

planted these seeds way to late and are now just flowereing..plants are small but all 5 seeds germinated and are producing buds

This Bud smells like absolute gas. It has a great coding of trichomes

I received seeds faster than expected...great! All seeds sprouted & growing well. I love the packaging in that I can reseal them in original packaging as long as you are careful about opening them. All 9 packages had the expected 5 seeds except one package had 6. I ordered from Nirvana because of a couple of my friends hold them in high regard. Thank you.